“Are you a Hot Dog?” I asked. “Who’s Askin’?” “It’s for the Hot Dogs page of The Hottie” I explained.
“Oh, all right then. I was goin’ to ask if you can read, as it’s clearly stated up there that this ‘ere stand is not a hot dog stall but a Crepery.”
“No, surely the crappery is just behind you, at the
Gents and Ladies”.
“Lawd Dawg, give me strength…”
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